Everyone who’s ever seen the spaceman episode of any anthology horror series knows exactly how this one is going to end and fail to give this one any reason to stand out of exist in the first place. To the episodes credit, some of the night shots of the alien’s purple emitting light and his menacing reveal is the house is well done, after this you might as well turn it off because it’s all downhill from here. An average/cool kid is unamused about having to hang out with this nerdy kid which is pretty much Kyle’s cousin Kyle from South Park. If Marti was ripped right out of early 2010’s than Spaceman is the same thing but for the late 90’s. #10 Spaceman When you have to talk about the science fair project at 5 but have to go fight the Power Rangers at 6. If you are interested in Creeped Out, I highly recommend you skip Marti as I’m baffled they led with the shows arguably worst episode to start off on. For mature audiences looking for the idea of being blackmailed by hackers the Black Mirror episode, Shut Up and Dance is fantastic execution of that concept. Unless this smartphone app can hack into a bathroom mirror how are these pictures even possible? Are they picking their noise and then think this is a great time to take a selfie… without using their hands? Why, When, and how was the phone able to capture these embarrassing moments… I feel lead to believe that Marti hacked everyone else’s phone but doesn’t that then imply that everyone keeps their phone at a 90 degree angle at face level, and does anyone find that to be a convincing reality. You’ve literally be with her the past hour or so do you really think she uploaded all of these to the cloud and then set up a projector to start automatically… How? Number two – the blackmail pictures and the embarrassing pictures she uploads of all the students make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Number one – everyone in the school is an incredibly dumb, she doesn’t even have the phone in her hands and the phone is saying that it’s getting revenge on her and everyone at the dance is like “OMG I can’t believe you uploaded those pictures, I hate you”. This episode is frustrating as hell because of two reasons. I’m having vicious flashbacks to Bedeviled in that the interface design of the app and the “spooky” advanced AI voice is obviously just an actor reading lines in a monotone fashion with no filter or effect on it rendering their to have to be an incredible suspension of disbelief that really makes you wonder how familiar they are with smartphones. Marti seems like a script, a really awful script from back in like 2010 that really references David after dentist, and overuses graphic emojis hovering over the phone on screen. Everyone calls Creeped Out, Black Mirror for kids but for the most part this is the only “technology bad” episode there is, and it does nothing new with that concept. Why was this the first episode, holy crap I can imagine how many people got turned off by just how abysmally bad this episode is. So something about a birthday party, something about a swimming pool, and then the crappiest scream echoing effect ever put on screen later and we get to see teen Daisy Ridley get a pool bed? Just skip it. I guess they wanted to make it blatantly apparent that teen Daisy Ridley is adopted because she’s a mermaid or whatever but why not just make it like two moms or something the whole point of diversity is to give representation but who are we representing with this family like come off it. I do respect the effort to display a diverse and unique family structure, but this is downright comical that seems like a parody of what you’re trying to achieve. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that two dark skinned parents have a genetic improbability of having children that look like teen Daisy Ridley and a ginger kid. I want to know who did the casting for this episode because this is probably the least convincing family I have ever seen. I actually had to go back and watch the ending because I completely checked and could not remember anything that happened in this episode. This is a tough call (oh no I’m sorry I didn’t mean to pun there) because the next episode is down right obnoxious, but this one is so boring. Are any of the episodes worth checking out and if so which ones here’s my personal rank of each episode so if you want to check this fun, spooky series you know what episodes are best for you and best quality overall. To get into the Halloween spirit I needed to watch some spooky programing and saw Netflix promoting the BBC horror anthology series Creeped Out.
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